Long ago, before utility... before roadmaps... before brains... before humans... there were mistakes—two of them.

Unga and Bunga.

No one knows where they came from. Some say they were born during a gas war. Others say they were just two random clicks on the blockchain that gained sentience.

Unga was the first — strong, silent, and mostly confused.

Then came Bunga — louder, dumber, and twice as dangerous.

Together, they roam the metaverse, causing beautiful chaos —accidentally joining Twitter, smashing mint buttons, and buying rugs with absolute confidence.

They don't read. They don't learn. They say:

And honestly? They might be onto something.